The Dart(s) Board

They will be there tomorrow, coming up the Thames by boat and mooring it in front of their goal. Darts must be patient and dismantle the rusty, unseaworthy relic, piece by piece, until a breakthrough is made. We will have the magnificent Lottie, lobbing deadly shots over the top, Captain Xayla ...

Lars Resort wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2026 3:42 pm Smith and Jones are running them ragged up front.

Is that their real names?

While we must treat all opposition with respect this should be a great opportunity to tighten the screw on promotion rivals Saltdean by creating some parity with our goal difference.
With two defining games to follow against Dorking and Brentford to look forward to, I'll be opting out of this one ...

Just going slightly off track, I've just read a report on Spurs chief executive Vinai Venkatesham criticising the former chairman of 25 years along with the minutes of a recent meeting regarding the current issues facing the club.
The recently appointed CEO "has hit out at Daniel Levy's running of ...

With no beating around the bush, we need Emily Vaughan back at Princes Park now.
Her anticipation and timely runs into the box for set pieces is second to none. Plus, she wins a lot of fouls in dangerous areas and we have a free kick specialist in Abbey Davies to do the rest. Also, on many occasions ...

I have to point out that Eastbourne is closer to home for SK. Also, that ploughing money from a sugar daddy or financial backers is not a rubber stamped solution to all clubs problems.
Eastbourne went full time 2years ago I believe with money behind the move. The sky was the limit. Looks like the ...

I'm kicking off the post-match thread in anticipation of my literary colleague and good friend, the indomitable Tony Brown, champion of Women's football and scourge of boardrooms and MP's across the land, submitting the actual match report. And it was another precious three points carved out inside ...

Ring of fire wrote: Sat Mar 07, 2026 5:50 pm Don't expect to come in free, dressed up...

If the fixture was at Saltdean tomorrow I would dress up.
Play them at their own game.

This weekend sees our ladies back in hot pursuit of that elusive Holy Grail, the league title with a passport to the promised land of the women's National League.
Come and support our girls to gain another 3 points towards promotion on what is also International Women's Day with free admission for ...

No cards of any colour today, the referee must have left them at home. He had plenty of opportunity to brandish a few but chose to let Millwall assault our players all afternoon. Xayla-Rae's ankles must be sore after constant fouls and no protection from the referee. Someone in the crowd should ...

I would like to thank Connor Brennan for the frequent updates on the Darts twitter X feed. That man is my eyes and ears when I'm unable to attend games.
I heard Millwall were celebrating like they had won, going down by just one goal to nil.
However, considering they recently kept Saltdean out in a ...

Did Ajaxman's coach run out of derv??


Unfortunately, in keeping one eye on the weather, with rain causing havoc with grass pitches in the South East this year, and bearing in mind Darts were at home the day before and the club has lost the best groundsman in the area, I didn't take the decision ...

For anyone who's in any doubt as to where we're at it's quite simple.
Fan base = National League
Stadium = National League
Facilities = National League
Board = Isthmian League

Infact I'd say the latter's on par with Sittingbourne at the moment. I've lost count of how many of our Kent rivals ...

This Sunday it's back to business as our ladies resume their bid for promotion when they take on Millwall Lionesses at Princes Park.
This fixture is normally a feisty affair which can be summed up in three words:-

RED CARD DAY!

Yep, there's always one player who sees red. It's just a question of ...

So what was this all about then?
messaged on Saltdean Utd's Facebook page :

Saltdean United Women FC
𝙄𝙈𝙋𝙊𝙍𝙏𝘼𝙉𝙏 𝙉𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘾𝙀
Please be aware that due to health and safety reasons, today’s game will be played behind closed doors!
Please do not attempt to come to the game as you will be tuned away by club ...

I've recently been informed by a reliable source that Amina Hanif has joined promotion rivals Saltdean United.
While not entirely dismissing the possibility Amina may have had her own reasons for exchanging dressing rooms, I can smell a rat the size of the ones currently enjoying a life of luxury in ...

This Sunday our ladies are back in action down at the Aylesford Recreation Ground.
To say we need 3 points is an understatement after failing to score in our last two away games against opposition we gained maximum points from last season. Sutton United and Barking 8 goals scored, 2 conceded.
We've ...

London Bees v Liverpool att: 881. Shame we didn't get through.
I'm fairly convinced the attendance at Princes Park would have been higher.

The attendance versus York City was 1,671. Which was 600 more than Tottenham v Leicester.

Ring of fire wrote: Sat Jan 03, 2026 5:40 pm Another +ve's we couldn't have another round of drinks in our bar & watch the Arsenal game, as last orders for 7/8 tables were 5pm, being a frozen - off match day...

We never miss a business opportunity do we?