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Box for Barzey

We are what we are.
Bloody awful.

How can 3 players who had a shocking game on Easter Friday start today.

The first ten mins I thought this lot were for the taking. They were worse than us! Since then we’ve been worse than us. How we’re not 0-3 down is a miracle. I despair. I’m not religious, but it is the season, I’m gonna pray!

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It's sounded poor on the commentary and my man in the ground confirms that

What a dreadful half. A shocking error from our goalkeeper to gift Eastbourne a goal. Block and Barzey both off injured. And now it’s raining (again).

50/50 winning number 11640 £203

Golden goal 18 mins

Winnings can be collected from the club shop.

It has now reached that point, just 45 minutes to save our season.

Darts doing their best to rejoin the Ishmian as it stands.

Eastbourne just hit the post for the THIRD time.

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Wall for Greenidge

We should be about 0-4 down by now, Eastbourne have hit the woodwork 3 times.

We are a diabolical light weight, disinterested pile of shit.

Greenidge is nothing but a lump up front who can’t run to save his life and gets knocked about. Now he’s gone off for another player exactly the same in Wall.

The only player that has shown an ounce of interest and battle today is Barzey and he’s off injured.

We are going down and rightfully so after the season we’ve had with these players. They should hang their heads in shame.

Even the feckin ref has given me the middle finger. I shit you not. It’s comical here. An absolute circus.

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Park Life wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 4:29 pm0-2

If you’re going to be ill, this is the day you want it to happen!

Skip wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 4:33 pm

Park Life wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 4:29 pm0-2

If you’re going to be ill, this is the day you want it to happen!

Didn't think i could feel any worse but after listening to this........

Park Life wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 4:15 pm Sub:-

Wall for Greenidge

When you read this - you know we’re utterly doomed!

But, to be fair, I’ve never seen such a disgraceful shithousery performance by any football team. They are making the referee look an absolute tit. Even worse than Hungerford. And that’s saying something. I’d happily see these cheating twats go down with us!

The season was over as soon as we didn't get Danny Scopes onboard as far as I am concerned.

Get well soon Parky.

Attendance 1305

Sack the lot of them, players, board, food pods assistants, stewards. The only people to come out of this season with any credit is the groundsman and you fans.