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by Sleightly Deceptive
Tue Apr 02, 2024 5:20 pm
Forum: First Team and Away Travel
Topic: The state of Dartford football club
Replies: 50
Views: 5325

Re: The state of Dartford football club

Well, if we go down, which is a stronger certainty than an Essex nurse, then we’re coming back up bigger and better. Has to be. If you think about it, if it fails and goes further tits up, then the Board’s position is untenable. And I don’t even want to think about that after what they’ve done and a...
by Sleightly Deceptive
Mon Apr 01, 2024 7:10 pm
Forum: First Team and Away Travel
Topic: The state of Dartford football club
Replies: 50
Views: 5325

Re: The state of Dartford football club

Wow. Good question. Sadly, the internet isn’t big enough for the responses! 😂
by Sleightly Deceptive
Mon Apr 01, 2024 6:18 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2023-2024
Topic: Dartford v Eastbourne Borough Mon 1 Apr 2024
Replies: 132
Views: 7776

Re: Dartford v Eastbourne Borough Mon 1 Apr 2024

I’m also one of the unimpressed by, first, Ade’s appointment, and second, the dismal performances since. But, we all knew what he was up against in a ‘no-win’ situation. I’m hanging on to the belief that the has a plan for next season when his remit HAS to be, get us back up. If we’re challenging th...
by Sleightly Deceptive
Mon Apr 01, 2024 5:26 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2023-2024
Topic: Dartford v Eastbourne Borough Mon 1 Apr 2024
Replies: 132
Views: 7776

Re: Dartford v Eastbourne Borough Mon 1 Apr 2024

Get well Parky. You picked a fine day. It was a shocker.
by Sleightly Deceptive
Mon Apr 01, 2024 4:35 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2023-2024
Topic: Dartford v Eastbourne Borough Mon 1 Apr 2024
Replies: 132
Views: 7776

Re: Dartford v Eastbourne Borough Mon 1 Apr 2024

Sub:- Wall for Greenidge When you read this - you know we’re utterly doomed! But, to be fair, I’ve never seen such a disgraceful shithousery performance by any football team. They are making the referee look an absolute tit. Even worse than Hungerford. And that’s saying something. I’d happily see t...
by Sleightly Deceptive
Mon Apr 01, 2024 4:24 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2023-2024
Topic: Dartford v Eastbourne Borough Mon 1 Apr 2024
Replies: 132
Views: 7776

Re: Dartford v Eastbourne Borough Mon 1 Apr 2024

Even the feckin ref has given me the middle finger. I shit you not. It’s comical here. An absolute circus.
by Sleightly Deceptive
Mon Apr 01, 2024 3:50 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2023-2024
Topic: Dartford v Eastbourne Borough Mon 1 Apr 2024
Replies: 132
Views: 7776

Re: Dartford v Eastbourne Borough Mon 1 Apr 2024

The first ten mins I thought this lot were for the taking. They were worse than us! Since then we’ve been worse than us. How we’re not 0-3 down is a miracle. I despair. I’m not religious, but it is the season, I’m gonna pray!
by Sleightly Deceptive
Mon Apr 01, 2024 11:17 am
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2023-2024
Topic: Dartford v Eastbourne Borough Mon 1 Apr 2024
Replies: 132
Views: 7776

Re: Dartford v Eastbourne Borough Mon 1 Apr 2024

Fred OLness wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 10:28 am Have heard from a source, that in the event of relegation Mr Pennock would move on.
However, our club have a replacement lined up.
Non other than Jamie Coyle!!
Ha ha. Good one! 👏. Should have gone ‘all in’ and said Dowse was coming back! 😂
by Sleightly Deceptive
Mon Apr 01, 2024 9:56 am
Forum: Any Other Discussion
Topic: Darned fruit flies!
Replies: 1
Views: 262

Darned fruit flies!

Jeez! I thought it was a bit early for the feckin fruit flies! That had me for a second. I squished the lot eventually but I let the spiders live!
by Sleightly Deceptive
Sun Mar 31, 2024 2:30 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2023-2024
Topic: Chelmsford City v Dartford Fri 29 Mar 2024
Replies: 93
Views: 6812

Re: Chelmsford City v Dartford Fri 29 Mar 2024

Spike wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2024 11:21 am
Lars Resort wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2024 8:45 am This is a must win game. 100%.
We're going to need a time machine to win it now. 🤣
😂 👏
by Sleightly Deceptive
Sat Mar 30, 2024 11:14 am
Forum: Archived Misc 2023-2024
Topic: Last 10 games
Replies: 43
Views: 3591

Re: Last 10 games

DA Mikey wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:03 am
Sleightly Deceptive wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2024 6:35 am Start of the season I said I’d be delighted if Dover went, so I don’t have to go back to that shithole of a ground. Now it looks like we’ll be joining them!! Unthinkable back in August! 🤦‍♂️
To be honest it was unthinkable at the start of January!
Very true!
by Sleightly Deceptive
Sat Mar 30, 2024 6:35 am
Forum: Archived Misc 2023-2024
Topic: Last 10 games
Replies: 43
Views: 3591

Re: Last 10 games

Start of the season I said I’d be delighted if Dover went, so I don’t have to go back to that shithole of a ground. Now it looks like we’ll be joining them!! Unthinkable back in August! 🤦‍♂️
by Sleightly Deceptive
Fri Mar 29, 2024 8:02 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2023-2024
Topic: Chelmsford City v Dartford Fri 29 Mar 2024
Replies: 93
Views: 6812

Re: Chelmsford City v Dartford Fri 29 Mar 2024

Looking as though we may be in a three way fight for one place of safety. Truro's late winner against Slough has given them a very big boost. Choose two for relegation from Eastbourne, Taunton and us. No pressure on Monday, then. And the odds ain’t looking good, regardless of the result against Eas...
by Sleightly Deceptive
Fri Mar 29, 2024 4:04 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2023-2024
Topic: Chelmsford City v Dartford Fri 29 Mar 2024
Replies: 93
Views: 6812

Re: Chelmsford City v Dartford Fri 29 Mar 2024

Can’t read too much into this today to be fair. It’s a given really. As will Yeovil be. Glad the traffic was so bad I had to turn back home though. Am struggling to see just who we can beat though. 😞
by Sleightly Deceptive
Thu Mar 28, 2024 9:24 pm
Forum: First Team and Away Travel
Topic: Dartford Players of The Past
Replies: 841
Views: 2726004

Re: Dartford Players of The Past

Park Life wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 9:21 pm
M1 South wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 9:14 pm
JCJ wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 7:28 pm I see Tom Bonner has joined Dowse at Hemel WTF
Where exactly did you see this ??
It was on their twitter page but not anymore.
Has he or hasn't he :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Think someone is up to no good! Tom has a future at DFC.
by Sleightly Deceptive
Thu Mar 28, 2024 8:38 pm
Forum: First Team and Away Travel
Topic: Dartford Players of The Past
Replies: 841
Views: 2726004

Re: Dartford Players of The Past

I see Tom Bonner has joined Dowse at Hemel WTF Noooooo! Please someone say it’s not so! Hardly a surprise. Bonner tweeted that he was the best man he’s ever worked for when dowse was sacked. Clearly have a good relationship. Makes perfect sense for Hemel too. I smell a big rat! Why was Tom Bonner a...
by Sleightly Deceptive
Thu Mar 28, 2024 7:57 pm
Forum: First Team and Away Travel
Topic: Dartford Players of The Past
Replies: 841
Views: 2726004

Re: Dartford Players of The Past

JCJ wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 7:28 pm I see Tom Bonner has joined Dowse at Hemel WTF
Noooooo! Please someone say it’s not so!
by Sleightly Deceptive
Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:17 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2023-2024
Topic: Truro City v Dartford Tue 26 Mar 2024
Replies: 182
Views: 20473

Re: Truro City v Dartford Tue 26 Mar 2024

I can’t think of any one of us that actually ‘want’ us to go down. But I can name many who are anticipating it to the point of checking potential away days next season. Including me.
by Sleightly Deceptive
Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:41 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2023-2024
Topic: Truro City v Dartford Tue 26 Mar 2024
Replies: 182
Views: 20473

Re: Truro City v Dartford Tue 26 Mar 2024

Thanks for the updates. Another nail!