The Dart(s) Board

DA Mikey wrote: ↑Tue Apr 09, 2024 5:47 pm But we’ve only beaten 23rd and 24th place so far this year.

And that, Mikey, sadly, is the warning caption flashing red with an accompanying loud klaxon!

How long have we been facing ‘must win’ games though? I reckon we’ve won only one of them. The fat lady won’t be there tonight but she might be on the coach to Yeovil.

Torquay 2-0 up against Truro, don't think that's a good result for us to be honest Of all the straws we’re desperately trying to grasp, I’m not sure it matters the outcome of this one. Truro are under more pressure to win all of their games in such a short space of time. I think Torquay have the be...

Sounds like their keeper is having a blinder!

Lars Resort wrote: ↑Sat Apr 06, 2024 2:15 pm Don't know what the best option is, Wall or Greenidge?
A bit windy today coming off the sea

Well, it’s a bit like the option of being poisoned to death or shot by firing squad!

What about Peter, Paul and Mary?

Park Life wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2024 12:03 pm

M1 South wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2024 11:59 am I can’t vote for Parky (I’m more Rocker than Mod)
My vote goes to Jay the Groundsman!!

I'll see you and your mates on Brighton Seafront...

He hasn’t got any mates!

Taunton Dart wrote: ↑Wed Apr 03, 2024 10:31 pm Goal in 95th minute - Taunton are conceding a lot of late goals

Naaaah. Maidstone were 1-0 up with a good half hour to go.

Surely ground grading requirements should include the sodding playing surface and the likelihood of it completing a season? If you build on a clay pit, what do you expect?

Well, if we go down, which is a stronger certainty than an Essex nurse, then we’re coming back up bigger and better. Has to be. If you think about it, if it fails and goes further tits up, then the Board’s position is untenable. And I don’t even want to think about that after what they’ve done and ...

Well, if we go down, which is a stronger certainty than an Essex nurse, then we’re coming back up bigger and better. Has to be. If you think about it, if it fails and goes further tits up, then the Board’s position is untenable. And I don’t even want to think about that after what they’ve done and a...

Wow. Good question. Sadly, the internet isn’t big enough for the responses!

I’m also one of the unimpressed by, first, Ade’s appointment, and second, the dismal performances since. But, we all knew what he was up against in a ‘no-win’ situation. I’m hanging on to the belief that the has a plan for next season when his remit HAS to be, get us back up. If we’re challenging th...

Get well Parky. You picked a fine day. It was a shocker.

Sub:- Wall for Greenidge When you read this - you know we’re utterly doomed! But, to be fair, I’ve never seen such a disgraceful shithousery performance by any football team. They are making the referee look an absolute tit. Even worse than Hungerford. And that’s saying something. I’d happily see t...

Even the feckin ref has given me the middle finger. I shit you not. It’s comical here. An absolute circus.

The first ten mins I thought this lot were for the taking. They were worse than us! Since then we’ve been worse than us. How we’re not 0-3 down is a miracle. I despair. I’m not religious, but it is the season, I’m gonna pray!

Fred OLness wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 10:28 am Have heard from a source, that in the event of relegation Mr Pennock would move on.
However, our club have a replacement lined up.
Non other than Jamie Coyle!!

Ha ha. Good one! . Should have gone ‘all in’ and said Dowse was coming back!

Jeez! I thought it was a bit early for the feckin fruit flies! That had me for a second. I squished the lot eventually but I let the spiders live!

Spike wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2024 11:21 am

Lars Resort wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2024 8:45 am This is a must win game. 100%.

We're going to need a time machine to win it now.