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by Sleightly Deceptive
Sat Jan 24, 2026 6:13 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Burgess Hill Town v Dartford Sat 24 Jan 2026
Replies: 74
Views: 4105

Re: Burgess Hill Town v Dartford Sat 24 Jan 2026

Me too. I’m sick and tired of people quoting what the c*nt says so I can still see it. If he ain’t gonna be banned then this place ain’t for me. Don’t give me that free speech bollocks, he has absolutely nothing to give this place and it’s becoming tedious and predictable. See ya all on Turnstile 3 ...
by Sleightly Deceptive
Wed Jan 21, 2026 5:35 pm
Forum: First Team and Away Travel
Topic: Isthmian Premier League News
Replies: 419
Views: 280289

Re: Isthmian Premier League News

It was also kept from all results/updates services. I suspect the Russians are behind it all. They’re having a new stadium built too. All very suspicious! 🤨
by Sleightly Deceptive
Sat Jan 17, 2026 6:08 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Dartford v Aveley Sat 17 Jan 2026
Replies: 63
Views: 4108

Re: Dartford v Aveley Sat 17 Jan 2026

Wow. Really, really pleased with that Darts performance today. Thoroughly good job all over the park! Credit given when deserved. I’d say that’s one of our best performances this season. A rare word of praise for the referee too. By far the best of a bad bunch this season. I thought he was going to ...
by Sleightly Deceptive
Mon Jan 12, 2026 6:31 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Hashtag Utd v Dartford Fri 9 Jan 2026
Replies: 82
Views: 5396

Re: Hashtag Utd v Dartford Fri 9 Jan 2026

What I meant to say is that first and second SHOULD be promoted whilst those below play off for a third spot. Having just one team automatically promoted is ludicrous.
by Sleightly Deceptive
Sun Jan 11, 2026 8:37 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Hashtag Utd v Dartford Fri 9 Jan 2026
Replies: 82
Views: 5396

Re: Hashtag Utd v Dartford Fri 9 Jan 2026


Perhaps it’s not all bad news. From next season, in steps 3 and 4, play off places will be extended to 7th position. No more worrying about grabbing that 5th spot. That should please the board …

Oooog. That good news. I’ve been asking for that for ages!!
Two automatic places HAS to be correct ...
by Sleightly Deceptive
Sat Jan 10, 2026 4:39 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Hashtag Utd v Dartford Fri 9 Jan 2026
Replies: 82
Views: 5396

Re: Hashtag Utd v Dartford Fri 9 Jan 2026


It's not so much the decline itself that upsets me, it's the club's passive acceptance of that decline that hurts.

Couldn’t have put it better. It’s really disappointing. I can’t see any signs of change in attitude on the horizon either. I’m even more worried that the eventual move out of this ...
by Sleightly Deceptive
Fri Jan 09, 2026 10:30 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Hashtag Utd v Dartford Fri 9 Jan 2026
Replies: 82
Views: 5396

Re: Hashtag Utd v Dartford Fri 9 Jan 2026

WillDfc42 wrote: Fri Jan 09, 2026 10:28 pm
Sleightly Deceptive wrote: Fri Jan 09, 2026 9:50 pm f*cks sake. How many times? Oh well, a point better off than this morning and cling on to fifth. Just more work to do as a result.
Shocking🤦🏻‍♂️ Where’s our ambition?
I was desperately hanging on to something positive. 🤦‍♂️
by Sleightly Deceptive
Fri Jan 09, 2026 10:27 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Hashtag Utd v Dartford Fri 9 Jan 2026
Replies: 82
Views: 5396

Re: Hashtag Utd v Dartford Fri 9 Jan 2026


I wasnt there tonight so I cant comment on the match but what I will say is that I dont think we deserve nor look like we will be in the play offs this season. Even when we win a game it looks lucky and we hold on for dear life like Chatham. We caught them cold and we hung on for 80 minutes. We ...
by Sleightly Deceptive
Fri Jan 09, 2026 10:04 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Hashtag Utd v Dartford Fri 9 Jan 2026
Replies: 82
Views: 5396

Re: Hashtag Utd v Dartford Fri 9 Jan 2026

Dart of Herts wrote: Fri Jan 09, 2026 9:58 pm Everyone is ignoring you Mark. Please return the favour
I got a notification that the c*nt had replied to my post. I can’t see it. I’d recommend that, as you alluded to, everyone ignores the c*nt. Sad that he still hasn’t been banned. What does he cuntribute?
by Sleightly Deceptive
Fri Jan 09, 2026 9:50 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Hashtag Utd v Dartford Fri 9 Jan 2026
Replies: 82
Views: 5396

Re: Hashtag Utd v Dartford Fri 9 Jan 2026

f*cks sake. How many times? Oh well, a point better off than this morning and cling on to fifth. Just more work to do as a result.
by Sleightly Deceptive
Fri Jan 09, 2026 8:42 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Hashtag Utd v Dartford Fri 9 Jan 2026
Replies: 82
Views: 5396

Re: Hashtag Utd v Dartford Fri 9 Jan 2026

Park Life wrote: Fri Jan 09, 2026 8:35 pm 1-1 mistake in the middle and they break and score.
Bugger! Though we have heard that before haven’t we? A few too many times. C’mon boys, it’s feckin Shagtag!
by Sleightly Deceptive
Fri Jan 09, 2026 8:13 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Hashtag Utd v Dartford Fri 9 Jan 2026
Replies: 82
Views: 5396

Re: Hashtag Utd v Dartford Fri 9 Jan 2026

Park Life wrote: Fri Jan 09, 2026 8:12 pm 0-1 Jones, good link up with Eze.

What you smokin Steve? 😝
Aaah - you edited! 👏 👏
COYD. VERY pleased for Jones.
by Sleightly Deceptive
Fri Jan 09, 2026 6:52 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Hashtag Utd v Dartford Fri 9 Jan 2026
Replies: 82
Views: 5396

Re: Hashtag Utd v Dartford Fri 9 Jan 2026

Lars Resort wrote: Fri Jan 09, 2026 6:21 pm I hope we do SD. Silly decision to be honest, as said, good luck getting through the tunnel.
I meant I can’t take the name seriously. 😂 like a pub team in a pub league. 🤦‍♂️
by Sleightly Deceptive
Fri Jan 09, 2026 5:33 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Hashtag Utd v Dartford Fri 9 Jan 2026
Replies: 82
Views: 5396

Re: Hashtag Utd v Dartford Fri 9 Jan 2026

Good luck folks. I’ll skip this one. Can’t take a football club named after a keyboard button seriously!
by Sleightly Deceptive
Wed Jan 07, 2026 8:58 am
Forum: First Team and Away Travel
Topic: Isthmian Premier League News
Replies: 419
Views: 280289

Re: Isthmian Premier League News

I think we needed a Folkestone win last night. It’s a given they’ll go up as champions. We need those between them and us to slip up.
by Sleightly Deceptive
Sun Jan 04, 2026 12:03 pm
Forum: First Team and Away Travel
Topic: Dartford v Ramsgate Tue 3 Feb 2026
Replies: 24
Views: 3719

Re: Dartford v Ramsgate Sat 3 Jan 2026 - Postponed due to frozen pitch


Article on Dowson in the NLP, article being the operative word. It has a sentence about taking the Darts to runner up position but got the year wrong. It doesn't say how after that he slowly dismantled the side before getting us relegated.
It says he goes into the clubhouse where they have a ...
by Sleightly Deceptive
Sat Jan 03, 2026 10:49 am
Forum: First Team and Away Travel
Topic: Dartford v Ramsgate Tue 3 Feb 2026
Replies: 24
Views: 3719

Re: Dartford v Ramsgate Sat 3 Jan 2026

Park Life wrote: Sat Jan 03, 2026 10:12 am Covers have been on but i have been told area in front of the seats is frozen solid 🤞🤞
That’s not good. I’ll go back to bed.
by Sleightly Deceptive
Fri Jan 02, 2026 5:21 pm
Forum: First Team and Away Travel
Topic: Dartford v Ramsgate Tue 3 Feb 2026
Replies: 24
Views: 3719

Re: Dartford v Ramsgate Sat 3 Jan 2026

Park Life wrote: Fri Jan 02, 2026 3:53 pm
This got the stewards in a bit of a confused pickle at the last home game.
by Sleightly Deceptive
Sun Dec 28, 2025 11:45 am
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Chatham Town v Dartford Sat 27 Dec 2025
Replies: 68
Views: 7239

Re: Chatham Town v Dartford Sat 27 Dec 2025

Luther is our most improved player in my opinion. I think there’s still more to come from him. Fingers crossed. 🤞
by Sleightly Deceptive
Sat Dec 27, 2025 8:04 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Chatham Town v Dartford Sat 27 Dec 2025
Replies: 68
Views: 7239

Re: Chatham Town v Dartford Sat 27 Dec 2025

Reading all these stories makes me so happy I didn’t go back to that soul-less, class-less, shithole of a place with its anti football surface and unwelcoming atmosphere and crowd inflating antics! They’ll soon be back as a non-club. They simply can’t operate any higher.