Tonbridge Angels (A)

[The Don]

Spike why not apply for the job. Jonty,,5th Searcher, TrevorB and crew why not put your name forward ? Seriously why not ? Tony will I reckon at worst give you a personal interview to at least see the boat.. Dont slag Arty for that simple question as that is all it is a very simple question. This is a chance that if you do not take now you might regret it as a chance missed.
Why not take a chance now to become the manager of Dartford football club and show everyone what you can do and deliver your long term ideas. After all Jamie and Adam couldnt and you recognised that. Here you go. What a chance to deliver your viewpoint
The address for applicants
Dartford football club
Grass banks
Princes park
Dartford

They would do a better job than the last two that's for sure.

[Skip]

Spike why not apply for the job. Jonty,,5th Searcher, TrevorB and crew why not put your name forward ? Seriously why not ? Tony will I reckon at worst give you a personal interview to at least see the boat.. Dont slag Arty for that simple question as that is all it is a very simple question. This is a chance that if you do not take now you might regret it as a chance missed.
Why not take a chance now to become the manager of Dartford football club and show everyone what you can do and deliver your long term ideas. After all Jamie and Adam couldnt and you recognised that. Here you go. What a chance to deliver your viewpoint
The address for applicants
Dartford football club
Grass banks
Princes park
Dartford

They couldn't apply as they are missing one important ingredient from their respective CVs; they haven't previously played for the club

[Gary C]

Don't suppose there's any chance of getting the match thread back about the match?

[Skip]

Don't suppose there's any chance of getting the match thread back about the match?

When was the last time we lost to Tonbridge, Gazza?

[Gary C]

November 2008, I think. A certain Carl Rook hat-trick against us? I don't think we've played very much since then, but I'd have to check my records

[Arthur Horsfield]

The Right Honourable Gentleman Arthur T Horsfield the member for Newtown East would like to offer his apologies to Mr Bercow

[Jonty]

First of all, I would like to thank Adam & Jamie for all their hard work. They didn't set out to fail on purpose and personally, I think Adam could have done a better job on his own. In short, joint managers have never worked well for anyone and it didn't work for us.

As for the game, we were soundly beaten by the better team on the night. Had it not been for Mark in goal it could have been embarrassing for us. Most disappointing aspect of the game was that some of our players gave up and even Nobes had a look of resignation when his midfield counterpart (Turner) kept waltzing past him. As for Adam C, he needs to focus on his own game, stop the sulking and moaning all the time.

Whoever takes over has a huge job ahead of them as I don't think we are as good as everyone thinks we are. We will need to lose a few to freshen things up and bringing back TB will at least bring back dressing room harmony. A little bit of man management goes a long way.

Arthur, stay off the Sherry. Maybe you should put your name forward as you seem to have a lot to say for yourself. Anyway, if I had to nominate a supporter to be our manager it would have to be Parklife, even he couldn't have done any worse.

[180]

Don't suppose there's any chance of getting the match thread back about the match?

When was the last time we lost to Tonbridge, Gazza?

The last time we lost to them was in 2008:

Tonbridge Angels v Dartford, Tue 18 Nov 2008 FT:4-1 Att 703
Scorers: McDonald

The last friendly we lost to them was:

Tonbridge Angels v Dartford Sat 27 Jul 2013 FT 2-0 Att 239

[180]

I don't think we've played very much since then, but I'd have to check my records

According to my records (not including friendlies):

Tonbridge Angels v Dartford, Tue 18 Nov 2008 FT:4-1 Att 703
Scorers: McDonald
Booked: Haworth, Dafter, McDevitt

Dartford v Tonbridge Angels Sat 28 Mar 2009 FT 2-2 Att 1380
Scorers: Woods-Garness, Flanagan
Booked: Dafter

Dartford v Tonbridge Angels Tue 13 Oct 2009 FT 2-0 Att 1228
Scorers: Tait, Harris
Booked: Burns, Flanagan

Tonbridge Angels v Dartford Sat 13 Feb 2010 FT 1-4 Att 842
Scorers: Johnson, Harris, Bradbrook, Haworth
Booked: Gross, Flanagan, Hayes, Haworth

Kent Senior Cup
Round 1
Dartford v Tonbridge Angels Tue 25 Jan 2011 FT 2-0 Att 307
Scorers: Harris, Sheringham

Dartford v Tonbridge Angels Sat 24 Sept 2011 FT 3-1 Att 1385
Scorers: Bradbrook, Harris, Sheringham
Booked: Noble, Wallis

Tonbridge Angels v Dartford Sat 3 Mar 2012 FT 0-1 Att 1139
Scorers: Champion
Booked: Green, Graham

Kent Senior Cup
Quarter Final
Tonbridge Angels v Dartford Tue 31 Jan 2012 FT 2-4 (AET) Att 380
Scorers: Pallen, Graham (2), Burns

FA Trophy
Second Round Proper
Dartford v Tonbridge Angels Sat 15 Dec 2012 FT 3-0 Att 926
Scorers: Crawford, Bradbrook (pen), Wallis

The Emirates FA Cup 4th Qualifying Round
Tonbridge Angels v Dartford Sat 15 Oct 2016 FT 0-3 Att 1391
Scorers: A Brown, Pugh, E Bradbrook

[Ozymandias]

Gary,Think it's about time you knocked this one on the head. Pathetic, childlike. ridiculous.