News from around the National League South

[tommytollbooth]

Do you remember that amusing touchline scrap between Flanners and Rod Stringer at the Chelmsford game in August, the Chelmsford forum quoting the FA website say the result was both men found guilty of improper conduct after personal hearings. Stringer 3 match ground ban fined £500, Flanners 1 match ground ban, 1 match touchline ban fined £400. It would have been cheaper for both men to have sorted it out in the car park at half time. My money would have been on Flanners.

[Ozymandias]

Do we remember it Tommy? It's the highlight of our season so far.

[M1 South]

Chelmo fans seem to think Stringer was innocent?? He lost his head, the geezers a nutter!!

[Buzz stop]

Welling Utd sign Matt Patterson from Oxford City. Mmmmmm. The budget must surely be fully stretched. Can see one or two being offloaded now.

[M1 South]

Yeah, let's sign some more reserves from local sides, just what we need!!

[Kentc]

Yeah, let's sign some more reserves from local sides, just what we need!!

I read this and spilt my coffee laughing.
Truth is it’s not funny because it’s not a million miles away.

[the duke]

Steve King [ love him or hate him ?] is currently doing a great job at Welling and providing Mr Goldberg doesn't do his annual trick of slashing the budget then they will probably totally f... up my Boxing day festivities by giving us a seeing too !!!!!!!!

[M1 South]

Was at PP last night & i'm sure i saw the Marmite man training??
I don't know whether to laugh or cry!!

[the duke]

When Jonty reads this he will be doing Cartwheels of joy and [ believe it or not ] I cant say I am disappointed at the prospect !!!!!!!

Just needs Ronnie Vint back in the side and Jonty's missus needn't bother with a Xmas present as he will have had it [ early ] in October !!!

[Jonty]

I have actually been working on my new man cave Duke and my arms are still shaking after using the wacker plate. I don't do cart wheels these days but I can still walk on my hands and blow smoke through my left ear as a party trick. All those years working in clubs spinning the vinyl and working with very loud sound systems have taken their toll.

As for the Ronnie & Ryan, it's good to see that you have finally realised that these players players are far better than the current crop. Take out Ryan's assists from last season and we would have been barely mid table. If we get him back it would give everyone a much needed lift, even if he is used as an impact player. We must also bring back Ronnie, he has a great partnership with Tom and if our management team want to question the defence then they really need to have a hard look at our fullbacks.