Conclusion of NLS 2019/20

[DA Mikey]

I blame the tosser.

[BANANA BANANA]

I blame the tosser.

Looking a bit dicey.

[DA Mikey]

Tommy Fourpast back in goal for this one it seems

[M1 South]

Their fourth was never a pen? I was right in line with it!!

[DA Mikey]

Billericay 4 Hemel 0
Chelmsford 1 Maidstone 5
Chippenham 1 Hampton 2
Concord 3 St. Albans 1
Dartford 5 Hungerford 2
Dorking 3 Braintree 0
Eastbourne 3 Havant 1
Oxford 0 Bath 4
Slough 1 Dulwich 1
Tonbridge 2 Welling 5
Wealdstone 3 Weymouth 0

Congratulations to Wealdstone, worthy champions both on the pitch and in their living rooms. Hungerford relegated after a dull 5-2 pasting by Dartford. 68 isolationball games played and not a single 0-0.

[DA Mikey]

Table as at 02/05/20

C Wealdstone 40 27 4 9 91 49 +42 85
2 Havant & W'looville 40 21 10 9 73 51 +22 73
3 Weymouth 40 20 12 8 71 46 +25 72
4 Bath City 40 20 9 11 63 52 +11 69
5 Dartford 40 19 9 12 79 60 +19 66
6 Slough Town 40 18 10 12 64 55 +9 64
7 Dorking Wanderers 40 18 8 14 75 66 +9 62
8 Hampton & Richmond 40 19 5 16 75 67 +8 62
9 Maidstone United 40 16 10 14 72 59 +13 58
10 Billericay Town 40 13 14 13 69 70 -1 53
11 Hemel Hempstead 40 15 8 17 51 54 -3 53
12 Chelmsford City 40 14 11 15 69 74 -5 53
13 Chippenham Town 40 13 12 15 56 55 1 51
14 Welling United 40 15 6 19 55 59 -4 51
15 Oxford City 40 13 10 17 59 80 -21 49
16 Concord Rangers 40 13 9 18 68 66 +2 48
17 Eastbourne Borough 40 11 14 15 52 75 -23 47
18 St Albans City 40 11 11 18 50 66 -16 43
19 Tonbridge Angels 40 11 10 19 63 85 -22 43
20 Dulwich Hamlet 40 10 12 18 64 60 +4 42
21 Braintree Town 40 11 6 23 53 86 -33 39
22 Hungerford Town 40 9 6 25 52 87 -35 33

[Ozymandias]

Can you tell me who is scoring all our goals Mikey? It's a bit wishy washy. And what was Smithy doing with their second. Bloody shambles at the back for that one.

[DA Mikey]

I’m afraid I was still in the bar for the goals.

[DA Mikey]

Diceball X, aka fixtures originally scheduled for Saturday 18th April:

Bath v Chelmsford
Braintree v Chippenham
Dulwich v Dorking
Hampton v Eastbourne
Havant v Oxford
Hemel v Dartford
Hungerford v Billericay
Maidstone v Wealdstone
St. Albans v Slough
Welling v Concord
Weymouth v Tonbridge

Only one more round to complete the season. I’ll miss this when it’s over. Not sure whether to carry out the playoffs since they might still happen. But I probably will

[DA Mikey]

Bath 3 Chelmsford 5
Braintree 4 Chippenham 2
Dulwich 1 Dorking 1
Hampton 0 Eastbourne 0
Havant 5 Oxford 3
Hemel 2 Dartford 0
Hungerford 4 Billericay 0
Maidstone 5 Wealdstone 4
St. Albans 3 Slough 3
Welling 2 Concord 2
Weymouth 3 Tonbridge 5

The day "that game with no goals happened"