Conclusion of NLS 2019/20

[DA Mikey]

Today’s fixtures are the ties intended to have been played on Tuesday 24th March. The Darts are back in action against Billericay, a reschedule of the postponement during the extreme rainfall this country suffered a few months ago (hard to believe since almost every day since lockdown has been lovely!). Both Billericay and Tonbridge play their fourth game in four days, whilst Slough Town’s Covid-19 results have finally emerged negative, so they feature for their first match since all the bollocks.

Billericay v Dartford
Eastbourne v Wealdstone
Hungerford v Hemel Hempstead
Slough v Concord
Tonbridge v Hampton & Richmond

[DA Mikey]

Billericay 3 Dartford 2
Eastbourne 4 Wealdstone 3
Hungerford 1 Hemel Hempstead 4
Slough 0 Concord 5
Tonbridge 0 Hampton & Richmond 4

Not good, our first dice-based loss. Could be worse, Slough are terrible at isolationball.

[DA Mikey]

Table as at 26/04/20

1 Wealdstone 35 22 4 9 74 42 +32 70
2 Havant & W'looville 35 19 10 6 64 39 +25 67
3 Weymouth 36 18 12 6 65 36 +29 66
4 Bath City 36 18 9 9 50 41 +9 63
5 Slough Town 36 17 9 10 51 43 +8 60
6 Dartford 36 17 8 11 64 49 +15 59
7 Dorking Wanderers 36 15 8 13 60 57 +3 53
8 Hampton & Richmond 35 15 5 15 55 53 2 50
9 Hemel Hempstead 36 14 8 14 43 44 -1 50
10 Maidstone United 36 13 10 13 59 53 +6 49
11 Chippenham Town 36 11 12 13 43 47 -4 45
12 Welling United 35 13 6 16 42 46 -4 45
13 Oxford City 35 12 9 14 50 62 -12 45
14 Chelmsford City 35 11 11 13 56 61 -5 44
15 Billericay Town 36 10 14 12 58 65 -7 44
16 Concord Rangers 35 11 9 15 55 54 1 42
17 Eastbourne Borough 36 9 14 13 45 64 -19 41
18 St Albans City 36 10 10 16 42 54 -12 40
19 Tonbridge Angels 35 10 9 16 51 66 -15 39
20 Braintree Town 36 11 5 20 47 69 -22 38
21 Dulwich Hamlet 36 9 10 17 51 51 0 37
22 Hungerford Town 36 8 6 22 47 76 -29 30

[Home And Away]

Let’s move on to next season now hopefully not missing anyone from the Dartford family due to the virus.

[M1 South]

So Mikey i'm intrigued? Does the 6 on the dice count as nil??

[DA Mikey]

Matchday 5 in Coronavirus Purgatory South and it's a full programme excluding Concord and Wealdstone (they will be glad of a break in their losing streak). This round of fixtures was originally scheduled for Saturday 28th March.

Chelmsford v St Albans
Chippenham v Eastbourne
Dartford v Bath
Dulwich v Oxford
Hampton v Braintree
Havant v Billericay
Hemel v Maidstone
Hungerford v Weymouth
Tonbridge v Slough
Welling v Dorking

The scores are dice value -1, it felt too harsh for a 6 to represent nil. The games are now having to be played behind closed doors, which translates to 'when her indoors is making the tea', since she's got it in her head that what I'm doing is weird!?

Women....

[BANANA BANANA]

Matchday 5 in Coronavirus Purgatory South and it's a full programme excluding Concord and Wealdstone (they will be glad of a break in their losing streak). This round of fixtures was originally scheduled for Saturday 28th March.

Chelmsford v St Albans
Chippenham v Eastbourne
Dartford v Bath
Dulwich v Oxford
Hampton v Braintree
Havant v Billericay
Hemel v Maidstone
Hungerford v Weymouth
Tonbridge v Slough
Welling v Dorking

The scores are dice value -1, it felt too harsh for a 6 to represent nil. The games are now having to be played behind closed doors, which translates to 'when her indoors is making the tea', since she's got it in her head that what I'm doing is weird!?

Women....

You need to get out more.

[DA Mikey]

Chelmsford 4 St Albans 1
Chippenham 2 Eastbourne 3
Dartford 4 Bath 2
Dulwich 4 Oxford 4
Hampton 5 Braintree 1
Havant 0 Billericay 2
Hemel 0 Maidstone 4
Hungerford 0 Weymouth 3
Tonbridge 1 Slough 5
Welling 1 Dorking 5

Lots of juicy away wins there, but not for Bath thankfully.

[DA Mikey]

Table as at 27/04/20

1 Wealdstone 35 22 4 9 74 42 +32 70
2 Weymouth 37 19 12 6 68 36 +29 69
3 Havant & W'looville 36 19 10 7 64 41 +23 67
4 Slough Town 37 18 9 10 56 44 +12 63
5 Bath City 37 18 9 10 52 45 +7 63
6 Dartford 37 18 8 11 68 51 +17 62
7 Dorking Wanderers 37 16 8 13 65 58 +7 56
8 Hampton & Richmond 36 16 5 15 60 54 6 53
9 Maidstone United 37 14 10 13 63 53 +10 52
10 Hemel Hempstead 37 14 8 15 43 48 -5 50
11 Chippenham Town 37 11 12 14 45 50 -5 45
12 Welling United 36 13 6 17 43 51 -8 45
13 Oxford City 36 12 10 14 54 66 -12 46
14 Chelmsford City 36 12 11 13 60 62 -2 47
15 Billericay Town 37 11 14 12 60 65 -5 47
16 Eastbourne Borough 37 10 14 13 48 66 -18 44
17 Concord Rangers 35 11 9 15 55 54 1 42
18 St Albans City 37 10 10 17 43 58 -15 40
19 Tonbridge Angels 36 10 9 17 52 71 -19 39
20 Braintree Town 37 11 5 21 48 74 -26 38
21 Dulwich Hamlet 37 9 11 17 55 55 0 38
22 Hungerford Town 37 8 6 23 47 79 -32 30

[DA Mikey]

You need to get out more.

I’ll be out before half time, promise