The Dart(s) Board

They should have been relegated last season!!
Parmenter pulling out has come back to bite him on the bum!!

There go 35 x Catalytic converters??

They always run one!! Might even run two?

Can you next get the fans coach Tel?
Lots of fun to be had!!

Your answer is in the question!!
It’s the official site!!

Having watched the highlights I can safely say;
Definitely a free kick for our first.
Definitely NOT offside for our 4th.
Definitely a straight red for their star striker.
Oh & definitely men against boys!!
Not sure what game their Manager was watching??

We should; All together now
Hangggg, hang onto Sonupe, sonupe hang on!! x

Sounds like East European Officials!!
Don’t mess with them!!

Oh!!…. and if there’s a Maidstone, Woking, Welling or Ebbsfleet sticker on show, shoot them anyway….sorted!!

Get the Army in…armed!! No jumping the queue, no filling up plastic bottles etc & £40 max!!
If no-one complies, shoot them!! x

Heston services had some, but of a queue & £45 max allowed, but at £1.75 a litre u only got a quarter of a tanks worth!!
Robbing Bastardo’s!!

Yes Wookie, Saladfingers will be in there waiting!!

We will sell our 500 allocation easy!!

Wait till after 9.30pm, he’ll be back !!

They are not being sold through DFC though so MUFC won’t have a legiance towards or give a monkeys about away ST holders !!
Oh, and I don’t think there will be any neutrals??

Be warned. They pen us in down that end with very few seats available & a tiny refreshment hut!! Have the cheek to charge £1.30 fee per ticket as well !!

It’s Welling, they’re skint. You can pay on the day!!

£10 for us old gits!! They don’t still try & charge another £1 for sitting in that stand do they?

Top 2 teams in Southern section playing each other!! Bet Dorking/H&W etc are loving that?
No replay needed, we’ll do ‘em on the Astro!!

He’s 37 next week!!