The Dart(s) Board

5.0. There is a God!!

I’m hoping Maidscum get battered tonight?
On & off the pitch!!

Gary C will know!!

Phew……I’m glad I spelt Ridiculous correctly!!

Full time in the NLS?? Ridiculous!!

Sleightly Deceptive wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 9:50 am

M1 South wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:37 am Can I ask what DVH stands for??
Apols but I’m an Elephant & Castle boy!! (Not a lot of people know that!!)

You’ve been called worse!

Have you ever visited Porto I wonder SD?
Great city with a great Football team!! x

I thought the locals call it DV ?? Death Valley!!

Can I ask what DVH stands for??
Apols but I’m an Elephant & Castle boy!! (Not a lot of people know that!!)

I’m an old imperial git but isn’t a goal 8 yards x 8 feet??
Or has Sepp Blatter or some other idiot changed the size of a goal over the years???

Wtf were Truro thinking ground sharing there??

I thought the Dover pitch looked okay Saturday!!
Can’t stand 3/4/5G, whatever the number is now, pitches!!

Pitch, floodlights & fencing all finished, just sorting out the terracing & stands!!

Cray Wanderers will be playing at their new ground on the A20 ‘Flamingo Park’ site from next season onwards!!
It’s a 4g pitch so no postponements which would help Wellings cause I’m sure?? (Unlike Truro hoping to play on that ploughed field at Taunton!)

They will both be playing in June still at this rate??

Tell me there’s a Board of Directors somewhere in British Football (at any level) that know what the Fcuk they are doing??

Taunton v Maidscum tomorrow already called OFF!!
Why oh why did Truro decide to have their home games there till the end of the season?? Idiots!!

Leave the Cricketers at 2.45 then!!
So should be in the ground for the 2nd half!!

Will Carling got it right all those years ago;
Bunch of old farts the lot of them!! And I include the Dover & Maidscom boards in that category also!!

Good question?? Any access to the blue shed or is it a Cricketers job? x

Marc White has about 10 x assistants?? Which number was he?