The Dart(s) Board

Hitchin Dart79 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 9:00 am Pay what you want game could be good to generate some interest. Has worked well at other clubs who have done it

Can you imagine that this season? they’d be handing money out at the exits!!

Thanks for the updates Parky.

So, we can beat an Isthmian Prem team away! Good start!

Should we expect some sort of announcement from the club regarding our relegation? Personally I would expect something apart from thanking the fans for attending despite the poor season we have had, so fans can buy into next season - the sooner the better IMO Ha ha! Fifteen days late with that one ...

It’s equally important to retain the supporters we do have as well as attracting new ones. Any early signs of a further slump and we’ll quickly be down to 600 for home games. I’ll still be one of the 600 (sorry a few of you 😉) but many will seek their footie pleasure fix elsewhere. That’s the nature...

M1 South wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2024 7:52 am I called them Mikey but continually engaged!!??

I eventually got through. They said, “not another Dartford fan ffs!” And hung up! I learned, later, from an insider that some of the ‘Sams’ had called their own colleagues in despair!

There’s not many out of the whole squad I’d keep. In fact I’d go as far as to say they’re not even good enough for next season in the IPL. What a disaster. Gotta get it right in the summer Ade and team.

Cue Mr Sweet! 3… 2… 1… go

DA Mikey wrote: ↑Tue Apr 09, 2024 5:47 pm But we’ve only beaten 23rd and 24th place so far this year.

And that, Mikey, sadly, is the warning caption flashing red with an accompanying loud klaxon!

How long have we been facing ‘must win’ games though? I reckon we’ve won only one of them. The fat lady won’t be there tonight but she might be on the coach to Yeovil.

Torquay 2-0 up against Truro, don't think that's a good result for us to be honest Of all the straws we’re desperately trying to grasp, I’m not sure it matters the outcome of this one. Truro are under more pressure to win all of their games in such a short space of time. I think Torquay have the be...

Sounds like their keeper is having a blinder!

Lars Resort wrote: ↑Sat Apr 06, 2024 2:15 pm Don't know what the best option is, Wall or Greenidge?
A bit windy today coming off the sea

Well, it’s a bit like the option of being poisoned to death or shot by firing squad!

What about Peter, Paul and Mary?

Park Life wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2024 12:03 pm

M1 South wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2024 11:59 am I can’t vote for Parky (I’m more Rocker than Mod)
My vote goes to Jay the Groundsman!!

I'll see you and your mates on Brighton Seafront...

He hasn’t got any mates!

Taunton Dart wrote: ↑Wed Apr 03, 2024 10:31 pm Goal in 95th minute - Taunton are conceding a lot of late goals

Naaaah. Maidstone were 1-0 up with a good half hour to go.

Surely ground grading requirements should include the sodding playing surface and the likelihood of it completing a season? If you build on a clay pit, what do you expect?

Well, if we go down, which is a stronger certainty than an Essex nurse, then we’re coming back up bigger and better. Has to be. If you think about it, if it fails and goes further tits up, then the Board’s position is untenable. And I don’t even want to think about that after what they’ve done and ...

Well, if we go down, which is a stronger certainty than an Essex nurse, then we’re coming back up bigger and better. Has to be. If you think about it, if it fails and goes further tits up, then the Board’s position is untenable. And I don’t even want to think about that after what they’ve done and a...

Wow. Good question. Sadly, the internet isn’t big enough for the responses!

I’m also one of the unimpressed by, first, Ade’s appointment, and second, the dismal performances since. But, we all knew what he was up against in a ‘no-win’ situation. I’m hanging on to the belief that the has a plan for next season when his remit HAS to be, get us back up. If we’re challenging th...